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CommonGoods
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PostSubject: Re: Evil wish game!   Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:09 pm

Granted. You get mauled, bitten and maimed. You are dead, dead and dead. Any questions?

There once was a Chad,
a tiger he tamed.
Then he called the beast Garfield,
and got horribly maimed.

(The moral of this story,
don't name your pet,
after a cartoon character,
or you may end up dead.)


I wish I didn't have to sleep, and could still perform as well as I can now.
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PostSubject: Re: Evil wish game!   Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:45 am

Granted, but since you always perform at minimal level there is an even worse effect than when you were sleeping.

You lose your job, your house, your family, your dog, your girlfriend, and you eventually commit suicide. However since you perform so poorly you tied up the rope wrong and were hanging there for hours gasping for breath.

I wish that I was the internet.
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PostSubject: Re: Evil wish game!   Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:32 pm

Granted! You are now the Internet; the information highway! You get the sadistic benefit of denying yourself to whoever you wish whenever you see fit. However! Now you are a slave to your users. You must service trillions of requests for this or that webpage, image, animation, or video. And as if that's not enough, parts of you are constantly being stretched, expanded, hacked, upgraded and downgraded. You're finding that some things just don't work well with you.

I wish I owned a T1 connection; so I could make DB work overtime for me.

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Song Quote of the Arbitrary Time Period: "I drown in hesitation, my words come crashing down, and all my best creations burning to the ground. The thought of starting over leaves me paralyzed. Tear it out again another one that got away. I wither and render myself helpless; I give in and everything is clear; I breakdown and let the story guide me; I wither and give myself away."
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PostSubject: Re: Evil wish game!   Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:24 am

Granted! T1 standing for Terminator Mark 1 right?

Right?

*Kicks the bloody mess that once was Teele* Right?

I wish people would understand the awesomeness of the poem at the top of this page (by me, in orange).
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